Top 10 reasons why Hillary can't stop running for President

10. She thinks she can still win.
9. She needs the money she hopes to still raise
8. She still wants all the votes counted and recounted
7. She's gotten use to campaigning
6. She hates being in the Senate
5. She needs the Frequent Flyer miles
4. She likes being talked about, even when it's bad.
3. She's still hoping to be a regular on Saturday Night Live
2. She's trying be a good role model for Chelsea so that at least one parent is

And the number 1 reason she can't stop running for President
1. Bill