Friday, November 17, 2006

We'll succeed," Bush added, "unless we quit."

Here's other versions I propose, for that above Bush quote, regarding Iraq:

Pick one you are most comfortable with Mr. President:

1. "I've failed and I can't and won't admit it!. For those that don't know, it's called the first step of the 12 step program."

2. "I'm a Uniter not a Divider and I offer our enemies as supporting evidence."

3. "I have no clue what I'm doing but it's comforting, as apparently nobody else does either. I made a real mess there, huh huh. Boy, can't wait to hear Jon Stewart and Bill Maher's jokes."


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